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[21 Jan 2022|11:35pm]
[ music | say mean things plz. ]



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blainey spears. [24 Dec 2020|03:09am]
[ mood | contact post ]
[ music | comments screened. ]

friends only!
voicemails • texts • storylines • scenes • dropbox
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[28 Jun 2020|09:17pm]

[24 Nov 2009|12:00am]
[ mood | [info]buchanan ]
[ music | :) ]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY
YOU IGNANT FUCK
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[06 Nov 2009|07:57pm]
ask dr. blaine
ask me anything. make it good. it's anon enabled so nothing will be screened. i better get questions, fuckers.
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[02 Oct 2009|11:18pm]
email to putnam pichler @ 11:19 PM EST )
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[06 Aug 2009|04:35pm]
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oops, forgot something~ [12 Jul 2009|07:53pm]
[ mood | public to anyone. ]

As my time in Tegesta is running down, I feel a little bit more anxious to get to Kentucky. It's a no where kind of place and I heard the gay club is the size of a double-wide (har har), but I am excited to cheer more than go to school. We were the best around in Tegesta and I am used to the state and small national competitions. Kentucky has been 16-time national champions and I am going to be a part of that legacy for the next four years. I am fucking stoked to actually have the ability to achieve that accomplishment that so many people tried out for and didn't get. People who think they can go to another school and squad, Archie Gainsworth, for example, and think they could possibly do better. False. University of Kentucky will forever remain the top squad and I pray to God they re-do the reality show for it because I deserve to be famous. I am completely smitten with my future education and extra curriculars. It's what people dream about having and guess what? I do. But I'm pretty used to getting what I want and getting what I deserve. Especially if it's on a silver platter.

My mom wanted to take some family vacation, but she's finding it hard to gather everyone up for a family vacation since I leave for Ketucky in about three days as well as my dad getting vacation, my sister finding time off as well as her fiance, it's nearly impossible to work shit out. So, I'm sure something else will happen and she's currently working on a Thanksgiving break plan, I believe. She wants to do Colorado again, but I hope we don't because I don't want to see no Abominable Snowman that looks just a little bit like Zoie running around the snow covered mountains. What awful scenery and a trip to be ruined. Considering, I'd want to leave and not see any familiar Tegesta faces and see hers sticking out like plain sight in the snow. I can't even believe it's almost August. And moreso that my birthday is like 19 days away. I'll be 19 years old. Gross. I can still remember my birthday from last year. I got a male stripper and I was taken advantage of after being practically drugged. It was a pretty damn wild birthday, if I do say so myself.

A lot of people have come to me asking me about Brent and our current status. I guess we're back on, I don't know. I just know that we're still working on shit for all you people following us -- like Kellyn -- about our relationship. We've had our rough times as well as our good times and we're still working on the good times. It hasn't been hard, but no one ever said relationships were easy. It's a lot easier to give up and move on than working on shit. Call me crazy, but it's like divorce ruining the sanctity of marriage. No one ever tries to fix shit anymore. Fuck you, democrats. Ruining shit for everyone and ruining America. I, with everyone else, blames you.

I can't believe people are moving away, though, like crazy all fast. This summer has gone by so fast and I think it's because we're all moving on from our high school lives out to school. Like, my girl Lusy, the only important one of all doing her thing with that ugly Richie guy. We're going to be far a part, but I'm glad we'll get to have random trips to see each other. The blessing of being rich, right? Then Alyx and Trip going to South Carolina, but we're a southern family so that's not too surprising right? Kentucky is close to South Carolina (sorta) so we'll all be able to take some random trips to see each other, too. Plus, the Gamecocks and Wildcats face off a lot. Sorry, cousins, but Wildcats all the way. Regardless, we Herstons stick together.

And now Big Brother 11 is on. I swear I'm going to apply for this show one day and manipulate, bitch, and control people like pawns in this show and be the next Dr. Will.
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[05 Jun 2009|08:47pm]

private to each. [04 Jun 2009|10:46pm]
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[04 Jun 2009|09:30pm]
As much as I am excited to be leaving high school, I feel sort of empty without it. I mean, this has been my entire life. There is a part of me that'll miss it because as much as I hate all of you, it'll be strange to be around new people. It's like that comfort zone is gone or something. Whatever, though. I can tackle college and a new life easily. Right there in Kentucky. Fierce in Kentucky Blue. You know how I do. I can't wait to go look at apartments in Kentucky with Lusy, Kai, Logan, Jase, Trip, and whoever else is coming. Jesus, I can't believe how many people want to follow me. But who wouldn't? I'm totally fabulous and awesome to be around. Sorry you guys never struck my fancy the whole four years (maybe more) we've been around each other. Guess you guys should have been better.

The saddest thing about this all...is leaving my mom and dad. They've obviously raised me, spent time with me, and I don't know how to live without them. It's going to be a scary without them, but what can I do? It's something I got to do. I got a free ride scholarship to Kentucky which means they have even more money to spend on a new car, an apartment, clothes, and whatever else I may need. Clothes goes without saying. I know it's going to be an awesome change. More freedom, college parties, but I heard their gay club is like the size of Matt's mobile home. Which...you know, isn't cute. That's so small. But if they live like Matt does, I'm sure they can fit a lot of people in like his family does. You know them beaners. Their straight clubs are pretty cool I hear. For Logan, Trip, and Kai to get them some. You know how Logan is. Bedhopping and Trip needs to get over Rendiculous, and Kai needs a man who is totally worth her time.

In the end, I'm glad to say goodbye to high school. It's so juvenile and immature. It's hard to be mature and civil when people around you act like wild heathens. That's why college will be so much better. Totally worth it. Plus, the humidity in Florida? Ugh, horrid to my hair. I'm ready to move to a place with dry air. This humidity shit is gross. No one can deny it because if you like humidity...then you fail as a human being and should go drown in the Atlantic Ocean. Please and thank you kindly. Kentucky will be so much better than Florida. As much as I'll miss the beach on a daily basis, I'll always have the pool at our super sweet expensive classy apartment complex. I think I need commas in there, but whatever. Too lazy to correct it. School's almost out so why bother?

God, it's hard to believe Friday is the big day. I waited my whole life for this day and I can't believe it snuck up on me like this. My mom has already cried about six times, no lie. Her baby boy is growing up and leaving the nest. My sister went to UCF in Orlando so she didn't go that far. Within driving distance. But me? I'm going to like...5000 miles away. It's not cute to her, but she knows I have to and she's proud of me. She's really excited to go apartment shopping. I know she'll give me the best of the best because she wants nothing to happen to me. Maybe with the house market the way it is, we'll get a nice small house. That'd be pretty fabulous, but I doubt that'll happen. I'm fine with an apartment. I know my bitches will, too. Expect something ultra chic, clean, and new.

Anyway, with all sincerity, I wish you all the best of luck, Tegesta. Well, most of you. If you think you're not included, you're probably right.

SIGN MY YEARBOOK, ASSHOLES.
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senior page! [24 May 2009|08:50pm]
[ mood | click it! ]



"I don't like defining myself. I just am." -- Britney Spears
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yes, i am here to forever knock our shitty president off his pedestal. [11 May 2009|02:45pm]
[ mood | marilon, trip, lusy, kai, kat ]
[ music | all my [info]repubclub bitches. ]

This video clearly shows that George Bush warned Congress starting in 2001, that this economic crisis was coming, if something was not done. But Congress refused to listen, along with the arrogant Congressman, Barney Frank. This video says it all.

The liberal media reportedly did not want this video on Youtube; it was taken off. Pet magazine/newspapers/websites, must be nice~

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMnSp4qEXNM&NR=1

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i'm really bored and wanna play word association. DO IT. [05 Mar 2009|05:31pm]
[ mood | [info]tegesta ]

ignorant.
sexy.
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[01 Mar 2009|05:44pm]
public survey stolen from ugly tits mcgee )
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[27 Feb 2009|08:04pm]
[ music | honestly, be mean or something. i'm bored. ]

SAY ANYTHING
anon or not. comments are screened.
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[04 Jan 2009|03:44am]
ATTENTION:

ask me anything you want. comments are screen and anon is enabled. ask me the good shit and don't do pussy questions. your identity will never be revealed. trust.
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[03 Jan 2009|08:19pm]
[ mood | the gang. ]
[ music | you want a war, bitch, you got it. ]

oh wait, oh wait i forgot this is how we did it: [info]andrw, [info]therston, [info]dylaan, [info]charllotte, [info]sjones, [info]alyxandria, + [info]tegesta!

and all i hear is ay ya ya ya ya
you're talking way too much.
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[16 Nov 2008|11:17am]
off to church where i need to be. no telling how many sins i committed last night.
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i'm so ambiguous lately~ [07 Nov 2008|08:15pm]
[ mood | [info]shyloh ]

"it's like stealing candy from a tranny."
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