As much as I am excited to be leaving high school, I feel sort of empty without it. I mean, this has been my entire life. There is a part of me that'll miss it because as much as I hate all of you, it'll be strange to be around new people. It's like that comfort zone is gone or something. Whatever, though. I can tackle college and a new life easily. Right there in Kentucky. Fierce in Kentucky Blue. You know how I do. I can't wait to go look at apartments in Kentucky with Lusy, Kai, Logan, Jase, Trip, and whoever else is coming. Jesus, I can't believe how many people want to follow me. But who wouldn't? I'm totally fabulous and awesome to be around. Sorry you guys never struck my fancy the whole four years (maybe more) we've been around each other. Guess you guys should have been better.
The saddest thing about this all...is leaving my mom and dad. They've obviously raised me, spent time with me, and I don't know how to live without them. It's going to be a scary without them, but what can I do? It's something I got to do. I got a free ride scholarship to Kentucky which means they have even more money to spend on a new car, an apartment, clothes, and whatever else I may need. Clothes goes without saying. I know it's going to be an awesome change. More freedom, college parties, but I heard their gay club is like the size of Matt's mobile home. Which...you know, isn't cute. That's so small. But if they live like Matt does, I'm sure they can fit a lot of people in like his family does. You know them beaners. Their straight clubs are pretty cool I hear. For Logan, Trip, and Kai to get them some. You know how Logan is. Bedhopping and Trip needs to get over Rendiculous, and Kai needs a man who is totally worth her time.
In the end, I'm glad to say goodbye to high school. It's so juvenile and immature. It's hard to be mature and civil when people around you act like wild heathens. That's why college will be so much better. Totally worth it. Plus, the humidity in Florida? Ugh, horrid to my hair. I'm ready to move to a place with dry air. This humidity shit is gross. No one can deny it because if you like humidity...then you fail as a human being and should go drown in the Atlantic Ocean. Please and thank you kindly. Kentucky will be so much better than Florida. As much as I'll miss the beach on a daily basis, I'll always have the pool at our super sweet expensive classy apartment complex. I think I need commas in there, but whatever. Too lazy to correct it. School's almost out so why bother?
God, it's hard to believe Friday is the big day. I waited my whole life for this day and I can't believe it snuck up on me like this. My mom has already cried about six times, no lie. Her baby boy is growing up and leaving the nest. My sister went to UCF in Orlando so she didn't go that far. Within driving distance. But me? I'm going to like...5000 miles away. It's not cute to her, but she knows I have to and she's proud of me. She's really excited to go apartment shopping. I know she'll give me the best of the best because she wants nothing to happen to me. Maybe with the house market the way it is, we'll get a nice small house. That'd be pretty fabulous, but I doubt that'll happen. I'm fine with an apartment. I know my bitches will, too. Expect something ultra chic, clean, and new.
Anyway, with all sincerity, I wish you all the best of luck, Tegesta. Well, most of you. If you think you're not included, you're probably right.
SIGN MY YEARBOOK, ASSHOLES.